What They Said (WTS):
Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.
What They Should’ve Said (WTSS):
Give people more than you have, and do it
cheerfully, only if you want to end up broke, otherwise just shut your mouth be
selfish!
WTS: Marry a man/ woman who love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversation skills will be as important as any other.
WTSS: Marry a man/woman who loves to talk.
Whenever you have an arguement he/she will leave no chance to make you feel
guilty as hell.
WTS: Don’t - Believe all you hear,
- Spend all you have,
- Sleep all you want.
WTSS: Do - Listen to all you hear; what are
ears for?
- Spend all you have and can also take a loan
- Sleep all you want, even in office; you’ll be fired in the worst case,
sleeping is more important
WTS: When you say “I LOVE YOU”, mean it.
WTSS: When you say “I LOVE YOU”, mean it
and when the person slams you, look at the mirror and laugh at yourself. Repeat
the same until you run out of shame.
WTS: When you say, “I AM SORRY”, look the person in the eye
WTSS: When you say, “I AM SORRY”, look the
person in the both of their eyes (not one, it would be wierd) and burst into
laughter.
WTS: Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have
much
WTSS: Never laugh at anyone’s dreams,
instead be sarcastic and rude.
WTS: Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to
live life completely
WTSS: Love deeply and passionately. You
might get hurt but it’s the only way to screw yourself real bad!
WTS: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
WTSS: In disagreements, fight fairly. Punch
the person with both your fists not one.
WTS: Don’t judge people by their relatives.
WTSS: Don’t judge people by their
relatives. Judge them by their jokes.
WTS: Talk slowly but think quickly.
WTSS: Talk slowly and piss the person off;
thinking should have nothing to do here.
WTS: When someone ask you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask,
“Why do you want to know?”
WTSS: When someone ask you a question you
don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Who the heck are you to ask me that?”
WTS: Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
WTSS: Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk of getting screwed up, so never do any of
those.
WTS: Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
WTSS: Say “screw you” when you hear someone
sneeze, you can also try "may your nose burst the next time you
sneeze".
WTS: When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
WTSS: When you lose, don’t lose the lesson
you learnt in Karate classes.
WTS: Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and
Responsibility for all your actions.
WTSS: Remember the three L’s: Laugh at
self; Laugh at others; and laugh at your responsibility for all your actions.
WTS: Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
WTSS: Don’t let a little dispute injure a
great friendship, scheme out a big mishap.
WTS: When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct
it.
WTSS: When you realize you’ve made a
mistake, take immediate steps to hide it, or better blame it on others.
WTS: Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
WTSS: Don't smile when picking up the
phone. The caller doesn't give a damn; they surely are no Sherlock Holmes
WTS: Spend some time alone to think what you can give to this world.
WTSS: Spend some time alone to think how
you can screw the whole world.
