Indian government has announced its plans to shut down
prisons, and instead is looking to open charity accounts for the criminals,
after Judiciary Department announced that Being Human is more important than
Human Being.
The latest development comes in the wake of many accused and
convicted criminals taking to heavy charity activities to prove that they are ‘changed
people’. The trend of forgoing court sentence through charities was started by superstar
and super-charity(arian) Salman Khan. Bombay High Court’s decision to suspend
sentence of Khan giving into the pressure from Bollywood celebs and Khan’s fans
who cited the actor’s humanitarian works through Being Human foundation.
Salman Khan was convicted in a hit-and-run case for running
his vehicle over homeless people sleeping on footpath. “Salman is such a
humanitarian that he wanted to take them to his home, but the car overran by
mistake,” said one of Khan’s fans, “How can you blame him?”
“What if one had died by mistake? He gave life for so many
through Being Human foundation,” said another Sallu Bhai fan, “Moreover it was
that homeless man’s mistake, how can he run under Salman Khan’s car?”
Meanwhile, Swami Nithyananda, and Asaram Bapu ji have sent
their respective followers to spread a word about their charity activities.
Moreover, the dreaded terrorist Dawood Ibrahim has sought special deal from
Indian government, in which he offered to fund some billion dollars to the
government charity activities in exchange of a clean chit.
