Well, Well, India was ranked 94 on the global corruption index, scoring 34 out of 100.
“Are you kidding me?? We scored so much??!” was my instant reaction. I mean, even after so many scams of such overwhelming magnitude, we managed to get 34!! :D
No wonder, why politicians and bureaucrats have long
faces! They sure have some potential international competitors!!
The Prime Minister’s Office was very excited with the
news that the country has scored ahead of Pakistan, which was ranked at 127,
and eventually passed a rule, ordering all the educational institutions to
make “34” as the minimal qualifying marks.
A group of ministers including Sapil Kibal and Vig Dijay
proposed MNCs to introduce “34” as new benchmark percentage for recruiting new
graduates!
Student groups have welcomed the decision and announced
that they would re-elect the same government!
“Leading over Pakistan is everything for us after all,”
added the group leader, “doesn’t matter if there are 93 better countries than
us!”
Meanwhile, upon learning that Denmark has secured a top
spot in the rankings, many asked if there is a country with such a name. How
could Indians not know?!
