The head office of Education Department of Hyderabad has
been ambushed by the education groups of the city to protest the injustice
meted out to them.
It all started with the universe famous American hardcore
company MacroHard appointing Asatya Madanna as its cheap… err… chief executive
office, and eventually his background enquiry revealed that Madanna did his
schooling from Hillampuri Municipal School in 1982.
This was enough for success-obsessed Indian parents to
decide that their children would study only in HMS and approached their kids’
current school, seeking transfer.
“Even my son will go on to become CEO, or president or
something of some big company one day!” said one mother excitedly, while her
son was innocently mumbling that he doesn’t want to go to some other school.
As a result of this, almost all the schools in the city
hardly have any attending pupil.
“We are ready to give our students all it takes to become
a CEO of foreign companies; we’ve prepared all the manuscripts for the same and
are planning to cut down play hours and exam schedules. Making them CEOs will
be our priority, give us one chance!” pleaded principal of Chappal Bazaar
Public School.
Even the management of HMS is facing an understandable
issue with this bulk of in-pouring admissions and having no proper infrastructure
to accommodate them.
“We will buy more space and educate more kids,” said a
teacher of HMS. Apparently, the management has overtaken the adjoining space,
which was until yesterday a tabla.
Meanwhile, the alumni of HMS are set to carry out a
procession in the honor of Asatya, and have built a huge idol of him, holding
the icon of MacroHard.
“We were very good friends in school, I (would) always
sit beside him in the school,” said one elated batch-mate, who himself owns a
chain of tea stalls around HMS.
“It took him (so many) years to head a company, while I
started soon after school and now heads Shiva Chaiwala company!” he shared his
successful story.
“Everyonewho studies in HMS will become head of some
company,” he almost snatched the mike to add this line.
In
other developments, AsatyaMadanna’s intermediate, graduate, post-graduate and
management institutes have expressed their discontent over exclusion of names
of their institutes in introducing the new cheap… er… chief.
They
demand that Asatya should be introduced as: IBS, IMET, SCJrC, HMS, Hillampuri,
India-born, US-residential AsatyaMadanna.
All-in-all,
Indians are proud of his success (what is so surprising in this any way; we Indians celebrate everything).
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