Elections special: Its time! Let’s have some fun!

Elections time is here, or should I say peak business season for media industry!

No matter who wins the election, people who always have the last laugh is the media (no, I’m not stating this because I’m an agent of AAP). However, I’m not writing to rap them – though, all the political parties would do that, eventually (Congress’ Sushil Shinde and AAP’s Arvind Kejriwal have already begun the tradition).

Starting with something ordinary, Aam Aadmi Party that stormed the Delhi Elections went on to demolish peoples’ hopes, after chief minister Arvind Kejriwal did something that was never-seen-before in Indian politics – giving up the CM’s post!

At the end of this, it looked as if Mr AK visited Delhi Secretariat for Christmas vacations – ‘winters over, chalo abhi ghar’ he was, apparently, reported as saying by Satire Specialist.

After his stunt at Delhi was over, AAP started their Summer special ‘All India Tour’ and before the end of the first day of AAP’s four-day verification-tour to Gujarat, AAP supremo Arvind Kejriwal stated that there is no development in the state, as claimed by its CM Narendra Modi.

During the visit, AAP’s team was allegedly attacked by BJP-led goons. Hearing this news, initial reactions came from, surprisingly, Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi. He said, “Other CM’s should take a page from NaMo’s book. He has really empowered his citizens,” before adding, “I don’t know why people say its ‘leaf from the book’, books have pages in it. See Mamma, I’m smart!”

                                                                        

After Rahul Gandhi’s interview with Arnab Goswami, the well-known journalist had a nervous breakdown, the news of which was overshadowed by the furor caused by the interview. Women, all across the nation, conducted rallies demanding ban on Gandhi scion’s ‘women empowerment’ chant.

“We don’t want to be empowered anymore,” a protesting woman stated.

Coming to Mr Narendra Modi, Gujarat CM’s desire to become prime minister of India seems similar to a corporate guy’s expectations of promotion after working for years on the same position. Just like an employee moves around the team exhibiting his works and making contacts, NaMo is travelling across the country selling himself.

He came out of his kingdom only after he was sure that his citizens are capable of causing riots without his guidance and they did make him proud by attacking AAP!

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