A confused woman driving a car looks at her friend
sitting beside her.
‘I think we are lost, I can’t make out where we are,’ she
says, ‘I’ll call my husband.’
She calls her husband and asks for directions informing
her where she is.
He drives all the way to her and gives explains her usage
of GPS, before telling her friend, ‘my wife thinks I’m a route map.’
#RespectMen
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Two families meet up to plan an arranged marriage.
The girl’s mother says,‘We came across a lot of matches
for our daughter, but we were looking for the best boy, the one well-settled and
well-earning.’
For this, the guy goes out and brings back a plant pot.
He says, “Antuy-ji, actually this is the money ‘plant’, not me!’
‘You daughter can settle down with it wherever she wants.’
#RespectMen
#RespectMen
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A woman summons her husband when she switches on the TV
to find blank screen.
‘Honey, please pay the cable bill. What will my friends
think of me when they see we default our bills?’she says.
Her husband emerges from a room along with a laptop and
places it in front of her.
He tells her, ‘Sweetheart, please pay the cable bill
online. What will your friends think of you when they come to know you can’t
even pay the cable bill?’
‘I’m not your personal assistant, you see.’
#RespectMen.
#RespectMen.
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